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May 11, 2017 / 523,929 notes

pizzaotter:

chaston96:

starwarsgraphictee:

WOW. Lmao

All of that bullshit for this one gif are you kidding me

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May 11, 2017 / 1,253,749 notes

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Two things define you. Your patience when you have nothing, and your attitude when you have everything.
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coachkook:

The terrible good-night split

Dec 31, 2016 / 885,492 notes

nationalshitpostingagency:

suzie-guru:

donzs:

we-all-eat-death:

fyeahteamgents:

karlosmadera:

factfiend:

Fun fact: According to Greek legend there was a famous prostitute who managed to avoid a death sentence by showing the judges her boobs and arguing that it would be a crime against the Gods to destroy something so beautiful. 

Before you ask, yes there are paintings of this. And yes, they’re amazing.

Read more.

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I love history.

Role models tho.

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The gay one

No, but this is one of my absolute favorite bits of history! 

The courtesan named was named Phryne and she was indeed a renowned beauty, and was indeed was put on trial for a capital crime. And yes, the sum of her defense consisted of her stripping in court (helped by her lover/defendant) and asking the jury (all males) if they were prepared to destroy this

But this is actually a very interesting case of Values Dissonance - the capital crime she was accused of was blasphemy. In Ancient Greek society, exceptional beauty was a sign of favor from the gods, and they took the idea that beauty indicated goodness with great seriousness. They even called their nobles Kaloi k'Agathoi, “the Beautiful and the Good.” 

So by showing off her great physical beauty, Phryne was being very clever indeed, her argument essentially being “How could I possibly commit blasphemy if the gods have given me this body?“ 

God, I adore history. 

”If these tits are legit, you must acquit.”

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Dec 29, 2016 / 259,690 notes
How to properly recover from a workout ✌ #fiveguys #baconburger #largefries #trustmeimanutritionist #jk #dontlistentome #iamnoob #noregrets #fatlifechoseme #legday #squats #squatsfordays #deadlifts #repeat (at Five Guys)
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How to properly recover from a workout ✌ #fiveguys #baconburger #largefries #trustmeimanutritionist #jk #dontlistentome #iamnoob #noregrets #fatlifechoseme #legday #squats #squatsfordays #deadlifts #repeat (at Five Guys)

Oct 21, 2016 / 12,593 notes

specialize:

When people say lol instead of laughing irl

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invocado:
“Hide-and-Seek | by “Randy_American” ”
Oct 21, 2016 / 61,109 notes

invocado:

Hide-and-Seek | by “Randy_American

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toocooltobehipster:
“ bye
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frankoceanfanclub:

when i get a runny nose

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This is honestly so relatable and I’m going to need everyone else to step it up a notch

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Oct 21, 2016 / 44,882 notes

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turbotimeblog:
“ knightsintodreams:
“ stalling:
“ tinuviel-undomiel:
“ firstworlddisneyproblems:
“ didyouknowmagic:
“ honey-lemon-dont-care:
“ JESUS FUCKIN CHRIST BELLE
”
LOL DID THEY JUST NOT SEE THE MOVIE?
” ”
This made me laugh so hard.
”
ok but...
Oct 21, 2016 / 213,355 notes

turbotimeblog:

knightsintodreams:

stalling:

tinuviel-undomiel:

firstworlddisneyproblems:

didyouknowmagic:

honey-lemon-dont-care:

JESUS FUCKIN CHRIST BELLE

LOL DID THEY JUST NOT SEE THE MOVIE? 

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This made me laugh so hard.

ok but this is some deep commentary, whether intended or not, and I feel very fucking attacked

beauty and the beast: genocide run

This is a murderer!

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Oct 21, 2016 / 224,509 notes

lyonnnss:

eccentric-nae:

caramelanin:

movie:

Freedom Writers (2007)

This movie was so important

This is one of the only “white savior” movies that matter because they didnt silence the stories of the kids of color. They kept it real and in doing so kept it realatable.

this movie is superb

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whiskey-and-c41:
“ fem-me-fatale:
“ highkey-melanin:
“ thehijabstylist:
“ I knew she had a degree but didn’t know she was the most educated First Lady.
”
this needs to be on everyone’s dash…
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Michelle was actually Baracks political advisor that’s...
Oct 21, 2016 / 740,028 notes

whiskey-and-c41:

fem-me-fatale:

highkey-melanin:

thehijabstylist:

I knew she had a degree but didn’t know she was the most educated First Lady.

this needs to be on everyone’s dash…

Michelle was actually Baracks political advisor that’s how they met, I personally believe she should’ve been president herself

Michelle Obama 2020

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